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A crisp, vintage-inspired kitchen tea towel that brings a wink of dry humor to everyday chores. Soft, strong cotton feels good in hand and sops up spills without staying damp. The small, retro illustration tucked near the hem reads like a little secret: a playful, slightly sarcastic line that makes rinsing dishes or wiping counters feel like a private moment of levity. Lightweight and quick to dry, it folds neatly into your drawer or hangs from a hook, ready to brighten a morning routine or tea break with personality rather than noise.
Product features
- 100% specially spun cotton for strength and smooth print surface
- Highly absorbent and fast-drying natural fiber
- Durable hemmed edges with sewn-in care label
- Single-sided printed design positioned near the hem
- One-size (28" × 28") pre-constructed square; size may vary ±1"
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Tea Towel — Retro Funny Quote "7 Billion People...I Can Only Tolerate Maybe 10"
$28.55
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$28.55
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Product features
- 100% specially spun cotton for strength and smooth print surface
- Highly absorbent and fast-drying natural fiber
- Durable hemmed edges with sewn-in care label
- Single-sided printed design positioned near the hem
- One-size (28" × 28") pre-constructed square; size may vary ±1"
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean