Funny Tea Towel — Retro Woman with Salad, "This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat" Kitchen Towel

Funny Tea Towel — Retro Woman with Salad, "This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat" Kitchen Towel

White / 28" × 28"
$28.55
Sale price  $28.55 Regular price 
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Funny Tea Towel — Retro Woman with Salad, "This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat" Kitchen Towel

Funny Tea Towel — Retro Woman with Salad, "This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat" Kitchen Towel

$28.55
Sale price  $28.55 Regular price 
ColorWhite
Size28" × 28"
A playful, vintage-inspired kitchen towel that brings a wink of humor to everyday chores. The soft, absorbent cotton feels sturdy in hand while the small retro housewife illustration and tongue-in-cheek line sit low on the towel, ready to catch drips or dry dishes without dominating your décor. It’s the sort of practical linen that sparks a smile when laid across the counter, hung on a hook, or used while prepping a weekend brunch. Bright white background keeps the look fresh and the printed panel adds personality without cluttering the kitchen. Thoughtful details like hemmed edges and a sewn-in care label mean this towel works hard and stays looking neat wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% cotton for strong, smooth fabric
- Highly absorbent and fast-drying
- Hemmed edges for added durability
- One size: 28" × 28" (approx. 71.1 × 71.1 cm)
- Design printed on one side; pre-constructed item with sewn-in care label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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