Funny Retro Tea Towel — "This Salad Tastes Like I'd Rather Be Fat" Vintage Kitchen Towel
White / 28" × 28"
$28.55
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$28.55
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This cotton tea towel carries a wink and a smirk—nostalgic 1950s housewife art paired with bold, deadpan text. The small, centered print sits low on the towel so it reads like a private joke when hung on a hook or draped over the oven handle. It’s soft to the touch, highly absorbent, and light enough to dry quickly after dish duty. Leave it where guests will see it, or keep it for your own kitchen rituals: it’s the kind of everyday piece that sparks a laugh while you wipe counters, dry glassware, or fold linens.
Product features
- 100% spun cotton for a smooth, print-friendly surface
- Highly absorbent and quick-drying natural fiber
- Hemmed edges for long-lasting durability
- One size: approximately 28" × 28" (size may vary ±1")
- Design printed on one side; sewn-in care label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny Retro Tea Towel — "This Salad Tastes Like I'd Rather Be Fat" Vintage Kitchen Towel
$28.55
Sale price
$28.55
Regular price
Product features
- 100% spun cotton for a smooth, print-friendly surface
- Highly absorbent and quick-drying natural fiber
- Hemmed edges for long-lasting durability
- One size: approximately 28" × 28" (size may vary ±1")
- Design printed on one side; sewn-in care label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean