Tea Towel — Vintage Retro Joke Design “If we get caught, you’re deaf…”
White / 28" × 28"
$28.55
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A crisp, 100% cotton tea towel that brings a wink of vintage humor to everyday kitchen moments. The soft white background showcases a small, retro illustration of two women in mid-conversation, captioned with a sly line that reads: “Just remember. If we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.” The design sits modestly near the center, so it reads like a private joke shared while drying dishes or wrapped around a picnic basket. Lightweight and absorbent, it folds small and travels well — easy to tuck into a hostess bag or lay over a bread basket. Hemmed edges and a sewn-in care label give it a finished, durable feel you’ll reach for again and again.
Product features
- 100% cotton: strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant printing
- Highly absorbent and fast-drying natural fiber
- Hemmed edges for durability and long life
- One size — approximately 28" × 28" (size may vary ±1")
- Design printed on one side; sewn-in care label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Tea Towel — Vintage Retro Joke Design “If we get caught, you’re deaf…”
$28.55
Sale price
$28.55
Regular price
Product features
- 100% cotton: strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant printing
- Highly absorbent and fast-drying natural fiber
- Hemmed edges for durability and long life
- One size — approximately 28" × 28" (size may vary ±1")
- Design printed on one side; sewn-in care label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean