{"product_id":"tea-towel-retro-step-aside-coffee-this-is-a-job-for-alcohol-cocktail-kitchen-towel","title":"Tea Towel — Retro “Step Aside Coffee, This is a Job for Alcohol!” Cocktail Kitchen Towel","description":"Soft, absorbent, vintage-chic tea towel that brings a cheeky wink to everyday kitchen tasks. The single-sided print shows a retro lady holding a cocktail with the playful line “Step aside Coffee. This is a Job for Alcohol!”—a lighthearted nod to lingering mornings, weekend brunches, and late-night hosting. The cotton weave soaks up spills and dries quickly, while hemmed edges keep it looking neat through frequent use. Drape it over an oven handle, lay it under a tray of pastries, or hang it up as a little piece of kitchen humor that sparks conversation when friends drop by.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton for soft, durable fabric and excellent print clarity\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent and fast-drying natural fiber\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability\u003cbr\u003e- One size 28\" × 28\" (size may vary ±1\")\u003cbr\u003e- Design printed on one side with sewn-in care label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 28\" × 28\"","offer_id":47871135121460,"sku":"33253325985124172335","price":28.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/6479\/1348\/files\/6442592188652757486_2048.jpg?v=1780802967","url":"https:\/\/tiffsteesandstuff.myshopify.com\/products\/tea-towel-retro-step-aside-coffee-this-is-a-job-for-alcohol-cocktail-kitchen-towel","provider":"Tiff's Tees and Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}