{"product_id":"tea-towel-retro-illustration-sorry-i-slapped-you-dish-towel-funny-sarcastic-kitchen-gift","title":"Tea Towel — Retro Illustration 'Sorry I Slapped You' Dish Towel, Funny Sarcastic Kitchen Gift","description":"A soft, absorbent cotton tea towel printed with a cheeky, vintage-style illustration and witty caption. The design sits low on the towel, adding subtle humor without overwhelming your kitchen’s look. Use it to dry dishes, line a bread basket, or tuck into a hostess gift to share a laugh. The hemmed edges and sturdy weave mean it will hold up to everyday use and repeated washing, while the single-sided print keeps the reverse clean and simple. This towel brings a bit of retro charm and sly personality to everyday routines.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% specially spun cotton for smooth, strong fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent and quick-drying natural fiber\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- One size: 28\" × 28\" (size may vary ±1\")\u003cbr\u003e- Design printed on one side; sewn-in care label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 28\" × 28\"","offer_id":47866624704564,"sku":"28587290877057291580","price":28.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/6479\/1348\/files\/15999456239715438511_2048.jpg?v=1780622176","url":"https:\/\/tiffsteesandstuff.myshopify.com\/products\/tea-towel-retro-illustration-sorry-i-slapped-you-dish-towel-funny-sarcastic-kitchen-gift","provider":"Tiff's Tees and Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}