{"product_id":"tea-towel-retro-cocktail-quote-if-drinking-on-the-front-porch-counts-then-yes-call-me-outdoorsy","title":"Tea Towel — Retro Cocktail Quote \"If drinking on the front porch counts then, yes, call me outdoorsy\"","description":"A soft, absorbent cotton tea towel printed with a cheeky retro illustration and playful phrase. The small black-and-white design sits low on the towel, showing a vintage-style woman holding a martini with the caption that winks at porch-sipping and friendly social rules. Lightweight and quick-drying, it brings a touch of vintage humor and tidy function to daily kitchen chores, bar cleanup, or casual outdoor gatherings. It’s the kind of linen that slips into a relaxed weekend routine — quietly useful, a little sassy, and ready to catch spills between refresher sips.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% specially spun cotton for strength and a smooth print surface\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent and fast-drying natural fiber\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- One size: approximately 28\" × 28\" (size may vary +\/- 1\")\u003cbr\u003e- Design printed on one side; pre-constructed with sewn-in care label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 28\" × 28\"","offer_id":47906461220916,"sku":"11340364272164775674","price":28.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/6479\/1348\/files\/7038652882725542411_2048.jpg?v=1781659938","url":"https:\/\/tiffsteesandstuff.myshopify.com\/products\/tea-towel-retro-cocktail-quote-if-drinking-on-the-front-porch-counts-then-yes-call-me-outdoorsy","provider":"Tiff's Tees and Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}