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A soft, absorbent cotton tea towel printed with a cheeky retro illustration and playful phrase. The small black-and-white design sits low on the towel, showing a vintage-style woman holding a martini with the caption that winks at porch-sipping and friendly social rules. Lightweight and quick-drying, it brings a touch of vintage humor and tidy function to daily kitchen chores, bar cleanup, or casual outdoor gatherings. It’s the kind of linen that slips into a relaxed weekend routine — quietly useful, a little sassy, and ready to catch spills between refresher sips.
Product features
- 100% specially spun cotton for strength and a smooth print surface
- Highly absorbent and fast-drying natural fiber
- Hemmed edges for added durability
- One size: approximately 28" × 28" (size may vary +/- 1")
- Design printed on one side; pre-constructed with sewn-in care label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Tea Towel — Retro Cocktail Quote "If drinking on the front porch counts then, yes, call me outdoorsy"
$28.55
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$28.55
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Product features
- 100% specially spun cotton for strength and a smooth print surface
- Highly absorbent and fast-drying natural fiber
- Hemmed edges for added durability
- One size: approximately 28" × 28" (size may vary +/- 1")
- Design printed on one side; pre-constructed with sewn-in care label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean