{"product_id":"tea-towel-funny-retro-im-sorry-i-slapped-you-dish-towel","title":"Tea Towel - Funny Retro \"I'm sorry I slapped you\" Dish Towel","description":"This cotton tea towel brings dry practicality and wry humor to everyday kitchen moments. The clean white fabric is printed on one side with a retro, black-and-white illustration and a small, deadpan caption that reads like a private joke. It hangs easily from a hook or sits folded on the counter, ready to handle washed dishes, small spills, or a quick hands-dry after chopping herbs. The hemmed edges keep it looking crisp through repeated use and washes, and the fast-absorbing cotton makes quick work of moisture while drying down fast so it’s ready again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor someone who appreciates vintage visuals and dry wit, this towel quietly brightens the rhythm of meal prep and cleanup. It slips into a lived-in kitchen without shouting — just that small, perfectly timed laugh when it’s noticed. Works well for casual brunches, cozy nights in, or anytime you want utility with a wink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton for strong, smooth printing surface\u003cbr\u003e- Absorbent and quick-drying natural fiber\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- One-size 28\" × 28\" (pre-constructed; size may vary ±1\")\u003cbr\u003e- Design printed on one side with sewn-in care label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 28\" × 28\"","offer_id":47866623197236,"sku":"10703264641339407714","price":28.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/6479\/1348\/files\/6279237065443267425_2048.jpg?v=1780621507","url":"https:\/\/tiffsteesandstuff.myshopify.com\/products\/tea-towel-funny-retro-im-sorry-i-slapped-you-dish-towel","provider":"Tiff's Tees and Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}