{"product_id":"tea-towel-funny-retro-camping-quote-i-ve-never-been-camping-but-once-my-phone-died-and-i-looked-up-and-saw-a-tree","title":"Tea Towel — Funny Retro Camping Quote: “I’ve never been camping, but once my phone died and I looked up and saw a tree.”","description":"This cotton tea towel brings a wink of dry humor to simple kitchen moments. A vintage-style illustration of a smiling woman sits near the lower corner with the line: “I’ve never been camping, but once my phone died and I looked up and saw a tree.” The small, off-center placement keeps the towel understated — the kind of piece that makes people pause and smile when they spot it draped over an oven handle or folded on an open shelf. Soft, absorbent cotton handles everyday spills and dries quickly, while hemmed edges keep the towel looking neat after many washes. It blends effortlessly into a cozy, lived-in kitchen or a camper-van setup, offering a subtle conversation starter for friends who love outdoorsy jokes and retro art.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton for strong, smooth fabric and high print quality\u003cbr\u003e- Absorbent and fast-drying — handles spills and quick cleanups\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for durability and a finished look\u003cbr\u003e- One size: approximately 28\" × 28\" (size may vary +\/- 1\")\u003cbr\u003e- Design printed on one side with a sewn-in care label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 28\" × 28\"","offer_id":47888686743604,"sku":"24369443875773232296","price":28.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/6479\/1348\/files\/13788411767763927586_2048.jpg?v=1780965295","url":"https:\/\/tiffsteesandstuff.myshopify.com\/products\/tea-towel-funny-retro-camping-quote-i-ve-never-been-camping-but-once-my-phone-died-and-i-looked-up-and-saw-a-tree","provider":"Tiff's Tees and Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}