{"product_id":"sarcastic-retro-tea-towel-i-look-pretty-good-for-someone-whos-dead-on-the-inside","title":"Sarcastic Retro Tea Towel — \"I Look Pretty Good for Someone Who's Dead on the Inside\"","description":"A crisp, cotton tea towel with a darkly witty vintage illustration printed near the lower corner. The small retro woman, rendered in black-and-white, delivers a dry, tongue-in-cheek line that reads: “I look pretty good for someone who’s dead on the inside.” The design sits on a bright white, highly absorbent square (28\" × 28\"), giving a minimalist, gallery-like feel that pairs well with clean kitchens or eclectic, humor-forward spaces. It drips-dry quickly after use and keeps its shape thanks to hemmed edges and tight weave. Use it as an everyday dish towel, a cheeky display piece, or a conversation-starting hand towel when guests stop by.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton — strong, smooth fabric suited for printing\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent and fast-drying natural fiber\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- One size: 28\" × 28\" (pre-constructed, size may vary ±1\")\u003cbr\u003e- Design printed on one side; sewn-in care label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 28\" × 28\"","offer_id":47871126601780,"sku":"88238876487832537771","price":28.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/6479\/1348\/files\/243141473850172363_2048.jpg?v=1780802437","url":"https:\/\/tiffsteesandstuff.myshopify.com\/products\/sarcastic-retro-tea-towel-i-look-pretty-good-for-someone-whos-dead-on-the-inside","provider":"Tiff's Tees and Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}