Sarcastic Retro Tea Towel — "I Look Pretty Good for Someone Who's Dead on the Inside"

Sarcastic Retro Tea Towel — "I Look Pretty Good for Someone Who's Dead on the Inside"

White / 28" × 28"
$28.55
$28.55
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Sarcastic Retro Tea Towel — "I Look Pretty Good for Someone Who's Dead on the Inside"
  • Sarcastic Retro Tea Towel — "I Look Pretty Good for Someone Who's Dead on the Inside"
  • Sarcastic Retro Tea Towel — "I Look Pretty Good for Someone Who's Dead on the Inside"
  • Sarcastic Retro Tea Towel — "I Look Pretty Good for Someone Who's Dead on the Inside"
  • Sarcastic Retro Tea Towel — "I Look Pretty Good for Someone Who's Dead on the Inside"
  • Sarcastic Retro Tea Towel — "I Look Pretty Good for Someone Who's Dead on the Inside"
  • Sarcastic Retro Tea Towel — "I Look Pretty Good for Someone Who's Dead on the Inside"
  • Sarcastic Retro Tea Towel — "I Look Pretty Good for Someone Who's Dead on the Inside"
  • Sarcastic Retro Tea Towel — "I Look Pretty Good for Someone Who's Dead on the Inside"
Sarcastic Retro Tea Towel — "I Look Pretty Good for Someone Who's Dead on the Inside"

Sarcastic Retro Tea Towel — "I Look Pretty Good for Someone Who's Dead on the Inside"

$28.55
$28.55
ColorWhite
Size28" × 28"
A crisp, cotton tea towel with a darkly witty vintage illustration printed near the lower corner. The small retro woman, rendered in black-and-white, delivers a dry, tongue-in-cheek line that reads: “I look pretty good for someone who’s dead on the inside.” The design sits on a bright white, highly absorbent square (28" × 28"), giving a minimalist, gallery-like feel that pairs well with clean kitchens or eclectic, humor-forward spaces. It drips-dry quickly after use and keeps its shape thanks to hemmed edges and tight weave. Use it as an everyday dish towel, a cheeky display piece, or a conversation-starting hand towel when guests stop by.

Product features
- 100% cotton — strong, smooth fabric suited for printing
- Highly absorbent and fast-drying natural fiber
- Hemmed edges for added durability
- One size: 28" × 28" (pre-constructed, size may vary ±1")
- Design printed on one side; sewn-in care label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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