{"product_id":"retro-because-shut-up-thats-why-tea-towel","title":"Retro 'Because Shut Up, That's Why' Tea Towel","description":"Soft, absorbent, and quietly witty — this cotton tea towel brings a touch of vintage sass to everyday kitchen moments. The small, centered print shows a retro mother and children with the deadpan line “Because SHUT UP, that’s why.” It sits like a secret joke on a clean white canvas, ready to dry dishes, line a bread basket, or hang where guests will eventually notice and laugh. Lightweight and quick to dry, it feels familiar from the first use and settles into the kitchen like a well-timed one-liner.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% specially spun cotton for strength and smooth print clarity\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent and fast-drying natural fiber\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for durability and long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- One-size 28\" × 28\" with design printed on one side\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-constructed item with sewn-in care label; blank sourced from Pakistan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 28\" × 28\"","offer_id":47920960176180,"sku":"91042232983600655449","price":28.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/6479\/1348\/files\/10588744624921857022_2048.jpg?v=1782008608","url":"https:\/\/tiffsteesandstuff.myshopify.com\/products\/retro-because-shut-up-thats-why-tea-towel","provider":"Tiff's Tees and Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}