Retro 'Because Shut Up, That's Why' Tea Towel
White / 28" × 28"
$28.55
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$28.55
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Soft, absorbent, and quietly witty — this cotton tea towel brings a touch of vintage sass to everyday kitchen moments. The small, centered print shows a retro mother and children with the deadpan line “Because SHUT UP, that’s why.” It sits like a secret joke on a clean white canvas, ready to dry dishes, line a bread basket, or hang where guests will eventually notice and laugh. Lightweight and quick to dry, it feels familiar from the first use and settles into the kitchen like a well-timed one-liner.
Product features
- 100% specially spun cotton for strength and smooth print clarity
- Highly absorbent and fast-drying natural fiber
- Hemmed edges for durability and long-lasting use
- One-size 28" × 28" with design printed on one side
- Pre-constructed item with sewn-in care label; blank sourced from Pakistan
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Retro 'Because Shut Up, That's Why' Tea Towel
$28.55
Sale price
$28.55
Regular price
Product features
- 100% specially spun cotton for strength and smooth print clarity
- Highly absorbent and fast-drying natural fiber
- Hemmed edges for durability and long-lasting use
- One-size 28" × 28" with design printed on one side
- Pre-constructed item with sewn-in care label; blank sourced from Pakistan
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean